Sep 23 2009
The Almighty Defenders, a review

The Almighty Defenders (BUY)
01 All My Loving
02 The Ghost With the Most
03 Bow Down and Die
04 Cone of Light
05 Jihad Blues
06 30 Second Air Blast
07 Death Cult Soup n’ Salad
08 I’m Coming Home
09 Over the Horizon
10 She Came Before Me
11 The Great Defender
When the Black Lips packed up their shit and high tailed out of India last year they stopped into Moon Studios in Berlin where King Khan and Mark Sultan (aka BBQ Show) were working on “Invisible Girl”. Then a miracle happened. The unmaculate conception of The Almighty Defenders. If god could create the world in 7 days, what could the Defenders do?
A “gospel” record for people who don’t listen to gospel records is how one could briefly describe this record, all the style without all the bullshit. The albums begins with All My Loving, a thigh slapping groove that could take you back to any southern church USA, raising and lowering your hands while screaming with Khan to the high heavens. Ghost With The Most, sets us down with a compelling tale of one “finding the sea of happiness”. The Black Lips’ presence is clearly heard in Bow Down Die, a fist pumping garage anthem with just enough heel-tap swaying to keep you in the heavenly theme of the record. Cone of Light, showcases Mark Sultan perfectly. A voice like his and a song like this would have you drinking the Kool-Aid in no time. But with the light comes the darkness. Jihad Blues, a dark, suicidal song (think Cobain meets Brown, James Brown) sets us up for the half time nonsense of 30 Second Air Blast and Death Cult Soup n’ Salad. The album picks itself up during I’m Coming Home, an homage to Mighty Hannibal. The crowning masterpiece, the song that ties this album all together is The Great Defender. More of a sermon than a song. We must repent ours ways, “in a world of Segways and wraparounds, some would say that all hope is lost. When Ipod DJ’s get 3 x the money of most rockn’roll bands, you could say if there is a hell below - we’re all gonna go. Alas! SALVATION IS FINALLY HERE!” Hallelujah!
The garage fused gospel album works, musically through the Lips and vocally though Khan and Sultan. Not without filler but stand out tracks like Cone of Light, Bow Down and Die and I’m Coming Home overshadow them rendering them all but passing noise.
TRENDSCORE: 70%



















